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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Married Women, Unsent Messages + Ghosts, Oh My! Ft. Comedian Martin Phillips

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7548 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Austin-based stand-up comedian Martin Phillips joins the girls as we dive into why un-sending tech needs to be advanced, discover if everyone has a high-school mate who un-alived themselves, and have fun with games this episode. Known for his storytelling and frequent appearances on the Kill Tony podcast, Martin has been taking the comedy world by storm, performing across the country. In this candid episode, Martin spills his wildest stories from life on th...

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0:00.0

Boobes are ass.

0:01.0

My very once told me I thought this was a great quote that I love.

0:05.0

Booms are for boys.

0:07.0

As is from that.

0:09.0

Oh.

0:10.0

Oh.

0:11.0

Have you ever seen a ghost?

0:16.0

Oh, wow, not that I know of.

0:19.0

Well, now you've met me.

0:21.3

Yeah, I know stalker, no ghost.

0:24.6

Sorry, guys, sorry.

0:26.7

We're expecting you to come in hot with a parent-normal stories.

0:29.7

I think this is a darker story, but there was a guy going down high school with, and, like, killed himself.

0:39.5

And, uh...

0:40.1

That happened to me, too.

0:41.0

I think it happens.

0:42.3

You're not special, Emily.

0:45.0

Yeah, yeah, I've had one, too.

0:46.6

Yeah, I think, you know, unfortunately, then there'd be a thing.

0:50.7

It's a right of passage.

0:51.7

Yeah, I can say, sure, anyway, one morning, I draw into school, and I swear to God I saw him walking. I swear that I was in because I parted my car and I leaped out on the lane. I didn't see anybody there. So that's a close-this-goose thing I may have seen. Oh, I'm going to say, how did he die?

1:11.9

Did he die, like, in the road? You know, what's fun? Okay, it's also, until this day, I don't know how he did it. I don't know. That's the sort of been revealed. And I didn't ask, you know, it was like, hey, guy, he's like, how can he do it? That was my first thought when I found out some dude from my high school.

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