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Minion Death Cult

DEATH CHAT 500 - I wonder what it would be like to sail on an ocean of bitter tears (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

It's a jam-packed episode of DEATH CHAT 500 this week. 

Two work stories from Alex: a Supervisor shares his L's and a slavery-themed coffee shop won't give Alex a discount.

Tony accidentally buys expensive demonic crocs

Small Soldiers is secretly kind of an anti-military, anti-corporate, animation and rap music masterpiece?

A bootleg theragun changes Alex's life

Weed chat with Tony

An angry cop butt rock band from Seattle

and the powerful project Chester Bennington was working on before his death (more butt rock)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Look at the soundtrack, Tony.

0:07.1

Look at the soundtrack to small soldiers.

0:14.1

I remember there being some, like, kind of cool, kind of cool, like, songs because this was around the same time.

0:20.7

There was, like, wasn't was around the same time there was like

0:21.1

wasn't this around the same time

0:23.0

like the Godsmack

0:24.0

um

0:24.5

uh

0:25.9

like army commercials

0:27.0

yeah maybe

0:29.3

I remember

0:29.8

war was a big song in there

0:31.9

war by war

0:32.8

no war by bone thugs in harmony

0:35.8

with Henry Rollins Tom More Morello, and Flea.

0:41.1

What?

0:42.8

Another one bites the dust.

0:44.5

What?

0:44.7

Small soldiers remix, Queen featuring Wyclef Jean.

0:50.1

Oh my God.

0:52.4

Love is a battlefield by Pat Benatar and Queen Latifah.

0:58.6

Look up that one.

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