Official Average Boy Podcast #96
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 December 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
AB and his brother are big fans of their dad. And that leads them to finding the perfect Christmas gift for him—a giant fan! What could go wrong? Well, everything. From getting the fan home from hardware store to setting it up under the tree and testing its power, AB’s antics will make everyone a fan of this episode. This show also answers the question: Why does the living room smell like pine and look like it’s covered in snow. Finally, Bob and Jesse reply to a message from a listener about using their talents and gifts to grow closer to God.
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| 0:00.0 | average boy he's average boy he's average boy |
| 0:10.0 | he's average boy look out he's back with shoes untied and his ears slick, taking life on one day at a time. |
| 0:23.0 | Average boy and Jess bringing the rhyme. |
| 0:26.2 | Welcome to episode 96 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm Bob Smiley, aka Average Boy, aka the good and grateful, God-loving, God-fearing, gentle gift-giver of gratitude. |
| 0:39.1 | Wow, I see you're generating a lot of G-words today, and it's good to be generous with great alliteration. |
| 0:47.1 | Nicely done on the fly. |
| 0:50.0 | Thanks, you know, I'm a pretty quick thinker when it comes to words. |
| 0:53.2 | No, Jesse, I mean, the fly that just landed on your donut. |
| 0:57.0 | Nicely done on the flies part. |
| 1:01.9 | Oh, well, thanks for the warning, AB. |
| 1:04.7 | I, donut, want to miss anything on today's show. |
| 1:08.1 | So I'll just introduce myself. |
| 1:09.8 | I'm Jesse, editor of Focus on the |
| 1:11.7 | Family Clubhouse magazine, and now I'm wondering if anybody wants a donut. Jesse, I'm, well, |
| 1:19.9 | I'm bugged by your pun, but I do not want to miss out on eating the part of the donut that the |
| 1:27.0 | fly didn't land on. Okay, well, well done. |
| 1:30.2 | And now that I think about it, that fly's voice actually sounded croaky. You know, it must be a |
| 1:37.1 | horse fly. Horse because of the raspy voice. Well, I want to voice something right now. |
| 1:46.3 | Can we please start over? |
| 1:47.7 | I really don't like beginning in an episode with two Jesse jokes this quickly. |
| 1:51.8 | I mean, we're going to lose listeners right off the bat. |
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