average boy he's average boy he's average boy

he's average boy look out he's back with shoes untied and his ears slick, taking life on one day at a time.

Average Boy and Jess bringing the rhyme.

Welcome to episode 95 of the official Average Boy podcast.

I'm Jesse, editor, Focus on the Family Clubhouse magazine.

And I'm Bob Smiley, aka Average Boy, aka the curious, A.A. the curious, calm, charming, charismatic creator of creative comedy, cheer, and crustiness.

Uh, Bob, I was totally with you until that last part. You do charmingly create a lot of comedy and cheer.

But crustiness? Is that a reference to pizza?

Oh, I wish, Jesse, I love pizza, crust and all.

I even like pie crust.

I give it a 3.14 on the taste chart, but the crustiness I'm talking about that I create,

or actually more specifically my eyeballs create, they're great at making

all kinds of eye crust.

Yuck!

Oh, I totally prefer pizza crust, and this episode just took a turn from funny to yucky.

But I do remember you telling a story years ago about how you wake up in the morning and

at first you can't see because all the

eye crust covering your eyes.

Oh yeah.

Each evening after I fall asleep, my eyes start to make this sandy, goopy, gack-like substance.

I guess it keeps my eyes shut all night, so I get a good full night's sleep.

You know, when you think about it, God made our bodies pretty amazing.

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