Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our

latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via

supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was

a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my

guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my

Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with

me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit

girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.

I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana

while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Yeah, that's perfect for tonight. That werewolf hauling that song. You think we made that song for

tonight? And that's just part of the library music that we got for the show. Oh, we've never heard

this whole thing, right? Yeah, we're hearing some new shit. It's like when you listen to the

like the Seinfeld theme, past what you normally hear, they started hearing like they got cool shit.

Oh, is that like a, oh, is that a beat like a fly?

Oh, I like that. Like a sponge getting that. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, you.

Wait, wait, wait. Fucking great song. I think we got to do that slice. What do you think?

We got to listen to the whole song. Yeah, one more time. One more time. One more time.

What's your favorite part, slice?

Oh, and then there comes the werewolf. So you got a weird frog and then a werewolf.

Oh, there's the frog. Oh, here we go. Oh, little fucking scratch in there. Yeah.

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