Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our

latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via

supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was

a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my

guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my

Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with

me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit

girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.

I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana

while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, hey! Wow, is it good to be back?

Good morning, everybody. Yuck, yuck, yuck, Yuck. Happy Halloween. It is the turn to day

October 28th, and it's the office hours Halloween spookacular! Ladies and gentlemen, obviously,

you can see we are not. Thank you very much.

now where's my spooky stuff guys where's my spooky stuff guys I told you to

bring the spooky stuff today honestly folks we are a little I'll have to bring

my own no no we were supposed to have costumes and it I think it's the

I want to start playing this the supply chain crisis Doug I think the

supply I blame I blame that canal in Suez Suez I honestly blame our producer

Matt who is not here this morning no we first of all Matt and I had an

Indy Rack week so far it's supposed to get the costumes we saw Kevin more

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