Beware spoiler folks! You've stumbled into a storm of spoilers to the War Ragnarok and MCU specials!

Hello and welcome to a storm of spoilers, off season 2! My name is Dave Gonzales and I am the God of balancing an egg on its end during the spring equinox.

You've like, steaming me so much I forgot what mine was. Uh, Neil, you go.

Uh, and I'm Neil Miller and I am the God of naps because that's my favorite thing. These naps.

Um, I'm Jordan Robinson and seriously that egg thing really just threw me for a loop.

Yeah, I was did not see that coming.

So I'm Jordan Robinson, I'm going to call my, oh no I remember what it is.

Now, now with all the buildup it's even more stupid. Hi I'm Jordan Robinson and I am the God of the book was better!

Oh, and we're all naming ourselves gods because we're here to talk about Thor Ragnarok, the 17th entering in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the Marvel Cinematic Universe overall.

Wait, is that number accurate? It really is the 17th? Yeah.

Holy mother. When I first, when I heard you say that I was like, clearly he's embellishing but wow.

Okay, no, no. There's two things I don't embellish about. Number of MCU movies and how easy it is to balance an egg on the spring equinox when I'm around.

Fair enough.

All right. And with that, hopefully I haven't flabbergasted Joanna too much because this is the time we read reviews.

Well, while I stall and get my review ducks in a line, let me just say that maybe I should also be the God of there's a protest going on on my block right now.

And if you hear honking and cheering and wooing, that's what that's about. That's a protest that's happening that I can't stop.

But and nor would I because we believe in the right to protest. You're the God of protest. God of protest. So yeah, you will hear my people hooting and chanting and honking in the background as they protest. I don't know what because we just had an election and the Democrats did well.

These are not conservatives out there on the corner. So I don't know what's going on guys.

And even it's not like the one neo Nazi in California.

Well, wouldn't that be sad if you were the only neo Nazi in in Oakland? No, you'd still be an asshole. Why would you move to Oakland if you're a neo Nazi? Okay.

Yeah, like a fun children's book. I wouldn't read that.

The loneliest neo Nazi. The only gay in the village. All right. Wow. We got several new reviews. Okay.

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