OFF SEASON TOUR: Justice League, A Real Movie

A Storm of Spoilers

Dave Gonzales and Neil Miller

Tv Reviews, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.6 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another off season tour episode of A STORM OF SPOILERS! This week - it's finally here! After being announced in late 2014, we finally got to feast our eyes upon Zack Snyder's Justice League, credited writers Chris Terrio and Joss Whedon. Yup, it's a real movie and all three hosts saw it. There is a CALM (no spoiler) section and a much lengthier STORM (Spoiler) section...why? You'll want to talk about this curio as well. Tune In! Unite the....however many. SPOILERS START AT APPROXIMATELY 34 MINUTES IN. Even if you're skipping the spoilers, make sure to e-mail StormOfSpoilers at gmail.com with your GREAT DEBATE suggestions for both Best Superhero Performance and Best Super Villain Performance! Follow Neil (@rejects), Joanna (@jowrotethis), Da7e (@da7e), and the show (@StormofSpoilers) on Twitter!

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0:00.0	Beware spoiler bulbs that you've united around the storm of spoilers.
0:07.0	Music
0:16.0	This week, the surprise of all three of our hosts, Justice League, is a real movie.
0:20.0	With the running time just under two hours, it's lean.
0:23.0	It has a beginning, middle, and end, and it has the heroes of the DCEU, uniting.
0:29.0	We'll separate the show into a calm, non-spoiler section and a storm spoiler section, in case you want to wait for the final verdicts until after you've seen the movie.
0:39.0	It's real. It's an actual movie. I know I was surprised too.
0:46.0	Hello and welcome to the Storm of Spoilers, off-season tour.
0:52.0	My name is Dave Gonzalez, and if I had to have brunch with a member of the Justice League, I would have brunch with the elongated man.
1:00.0	I'm Joanna Robinson, and if I had to have brunch with a member of the Justice League, I will pick the basic bitch answer and say, as her Miller slash.
1:09.0	And I'm Neil Miller, and if I were to have brunch with one member of the Justice League, I would go with Hawk Girl for purposes of both transportation and I'm single.
1:20.0	So she's, you know, so what happens if you order the eggs with Hawk Girl?
1:25.0	Oh, Hawk, Hawk word.
1:30.0	But they're chicken eggs, not Hawk eggs.
1:32.0	Unless you go to a really fancy place and they're like, we have Hawk eggs. I would flip the table over and walk out and in solidarity with her kind.
1:44.0	She's still human though.
1:46.0	Well, I mean, that's a good way to recover by accidentally picking the Hawk egg brunch spot for your date with the Tiger.
1:53.0	And then you just get to be like, so, so demonstrably woke.
1:57.0	Yeah, super performative.
1:59.0	Yeah.
2:00.0	Like, oh my God, Hawk Girl, I'm so sorry. Can we fly out of here and go eat toast on a mountain?
2:08.0	My perfect Sunday, to the Hawk Girl on a mountain.
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