James, we are here to announce a very exciting merch collaboration.

Yes, I'm going to collaborate with Suspenders R Us.

Well, yes, that's true. You've told me about this, but also there's more exciting merch collaboration

that doesn't involve little suspenders you've designed.

Yes, the big one. Percival, baby.

Percival are a wonderful clothing brand. I wear a lot of Percival.

You love Percival, man.

Genuinely love Percival, which is why I'm so excited that we've got together and collaborated

on a brand new range of off-menu Percival merch.

Yes, it's very exciting.

There's loads of brilliant designs on there, James.

There's so many cool designs, so many different ways of writing off-menu.

I didn't know there was so many fonts out there.

Right.

Yes.

It's all quality Percival t-shirts, and what I love about it as well is the little embroideries are beautiful.

Yes.

And they're a lovely little nod to off-menu, but also you could probably wear them out and about

and they're subtle, they're classy.

It's good stuff. It's not obvious merch. You can wear them every day.

I'm going to wear them and I don't feel weird about it.

I wore what? I didn't feel weird about it.

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