Well, okay, maybe that's good, maybe that's God's plan, but that I just wasn't recording

and made a long speech about this new energy drink that I'm into, but maybe I will try to get sponsored by them.

Yeah, true.

Now that it's off the record, I mean, you can guess what it is.

What?

Are listeners?

Oh, you didn't name the energy drink this time, right?

No, this time around.

Whatever, moving on.

Once again, all of those great bits, lost like tears in the rain.

Nothing by matter, nothing I said mattered, so.

I'm kind of relieved because I was sounding off to Dasha about not having gone to the gym.

And I admit it's something about her physique.

Yeah.

Also, we'll stay on the record.

I'm actually fat.

I can't get off the couch.

Yeah.

It's things are bad for her.

Eli has to come and turn me from one side of the bed to the next.

I'm using my child's potty to go to the bathroom.

So morbidly obese.

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