Could you bear to spend your entire life on the most remote island in the world with about 200 people, period?

It's the Bob and Cherry Podcast, the Bob and Cherry Podcast. Come on in, you'll have a blast with the Bob and Sherry Art Cast.

So I want to get to this island thing that I read about in the New York Times in just a moment.

But I saw this very brief news item here.

It's a crazy world we live in.

It really is.

A 68-year-old man in China was hospitalized after he shoved a chopstick up his ass and it got stuck in his stomach.

I'd tell you, I really, I had appreciated when my father took me aside and said, Bobby, when you start shoving chopsticks up your ass, don't go too far and hold on to that thing.

Okay. Are you listening to me, son? There are people that are going to think this was a sexual act,

but I'll bet you 20 bucks he was constipated. Yeah, probably. Because ain't nobody interested in

hooking up with a chopstick, you know what I'm saying?

You know what, Cherry, that makes it oh so much better when you go in the hospital.

Hey, hey, I wasn't getting off on this.

I had problems.

Have you ever met anyone that went?

I'll tell you what I'm looking for.

I'm looking for somebody with a chopstick.

Yeah.

The man was constipated and thought he might

be able to pry some shit loose

literally.

Wow.

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