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Morons.

With Bob and Sherry.

He's a moron.

It's Morons in the News.

So there was a man in suburban England.

I don't know exactly what part of England it was, but he decided to leave his house, go outside, and sunbath in the nude.

Multiple calls were made to the police department saying there is a dead body outside in their neighborhood.

That would hurt my feeling.

God, that would really hurt my feelings.

Wouldn't you love to be there when the bobbies walk up?

I say, sir, what are we doing here?

Oh, my God.

Did me mistaken for a dead body?

Does that mean that's person with tasty white?

It's going to be some pretty shallow skin.

You know, it also says he's not turning over, and you can really burn that way if you don't flip every 25 minutes or so right ask Todd's son

he should know that's right oh yes today's moron of the day well you know how in in times when

there's a drought and a high risk of forest fires they they make bands on campfires and fireworks and that kind of thing, right?

I mean, that happens all over the world.

Well, in a very specific part of the U.K., Purbeck, they have had very little rainfall,

and so there's a ban now on open fires.

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