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I'm at the like a lone point where I'm like everybody hates me everyone's talking about what a loser I am behind my back and it's like so contact is nice. I'm Aminal Hassan and a slightly healthier Charlotte Wilder joins us.

I don't know I feel like for those of you watching on YouTube which you all should be

I also sound a little bit like a mouse I look paler today maybe I didn't do as good of a job with the bronzer but you know every day

onward and upwards of mean how are you feeling I haven't asked you that enough

Sarah paler, I'm, I'm beginning, my brain is beginning to be addled as well, but I think that's a trade deadline

fever.

That's a real strong case that's coming down I now I know this is

airing well after the trade deadline yes we are recording this well before the

deadline so let's just pretend for a second Charlotte that we know what deals happen.

Oh my God can you believe insert name here got traded to insert team name here.

Whoa!

That was such a crazy deal!

Yeah, man!

You're telling me that insert name here

actually they sent him away for insert number of picks here?

I had no I did not see that coming. Oh my God, well I don't even

know why I did that that time. I wasn't even saying anything. To make up for this, this is what we're going to do today. We're going to do bet the show a little bit later

But we're also going to unveil something that Charlie and I have been working on for

Ooh all of about, man, maybe 30, 40 minutes, which is funniest

trades we wish would have happened.

We're going to go out on the limb and say that these trades had no chance of happening in the couple hours in between us talking about this.

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