October 7, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

We are having a high school band competition. Three schools have submitted their versions of our theme song, "Catch My Disease" by Ben Lee. Tonight, we begin the voting. Plus, we'll do a special edition of AwesomeNotAwesome: Blinding you with science.

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0:00.0	This is TBTL, with Luke Burbank, on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, now on 973 FM.
0:11.8	I've often said that the band's survivor is the best that ever was.
0:16.2	In my opinion, they put rock music to bed.
0:19.6	Everyone else is an imitator.
0:21.4	That's right, you heard me, beetles, rolling stones, Bach, Beethoven.
0:25.8	You guys suck.
0:27.8	Well, unfortunately, the survivor won't return my calls.
0:31.4	I get it.
0:32.3	They're survivor, and I'm not.
0:37.1	Welcome, welcome, welcome.
0:40.5	To our number two of this Tuesday night edition of TBTL,
0:43.6	it's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:46.8	Usually our official involved opening happened at 7 o'clock,
0:51.2	but tonight because of the presidential debate,
0:55.2	we were a little bit preempted, and then we were talking politics after that.
0:58.3	So just a quick note, I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 190 pounds.
1:03.9	I don't really want to talk about it.
1:05.3	Jennifer, what's your weight this fine evening?
1:07.6	132.
1:08.8	132, okay, good.
1:10.0	Well, I can celebrate vicariously through you
1:13.4	in how height, weight, proportional, and you, in fact, are.
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