We're moms on the net. We became moms on the net because there are so many resources available on the internet for moms and their families.

The net is exciting. So when it's time for the real action, we surf, surf the net.

Learn with us as we ride the wave of information called the internet.

T-B-T-L!

All right, let's ride this here wave known as T-B-T-L. It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

WWW dot this and WWW dot that. Let's WWW dot explain it.

Well, it's pretty simple actually. It's episode 669 in a collector series. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host weighing in at 186 pounds.

Allow me to introduce myself. I represent the rent is too damn high-potty.

Indeed. Just taking a peek at our little schedule of events here today.

Boy, we've got a fun show in store for you. Hi, this is Luke from Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We will bring you a new segment we're calling Fort Wayne News.

If only we had someone to report on the events of Fort Wayne. Oh, we do. Jen Flash Andrews will be here.

Also, we didn't record Monday's program properly, but we're not ones to let all that show prep go to waste.

So we'll bring you a segment called Monday Show was so amazing.

Apparently, you really had to be there in which we tell you about things we did on Monday show that were super amazing.

Oh, and then also we'll talk to Mark Baumgarten from City Arts magazine.

They are throwing the City Arts Fest this starting tonight with balance of action and going through Saturday.

And I think it's interesting because it is so ambitious of them, maybe overly ambitious.

So we'll find out from him what the hell they were thinking.

First, let's bring our...

I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

Our favorite Fort Wayne or Jen Flash Andrews onto the program. Hello, Jennifer.

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