Where do babies come from?

Where do you think they come from?

Well, I think a stroke.

He drops it down and then a hole goes in your body.

There's blood everywhere coming out of your head and then push your belly button.

And then your butt falls off.

And then you hold your butt and you have to dig.

And you find a little baby.

That's exactly right.

Velcomen to a very special Wednesday night edition of TBTL.

The show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host Luke Burbank here with the somewhat sick but persevering.

Jen, Flash, Andrews, hi Jen.

Hi.

Now you're terrified because as we tape this, as we tape this stomach, little queasy,

drinking the sprite, which you don't normally do.

And you're worried that what you're going to throw up?

Well, I'm not worried that I'm going to throw up.

I was worried about that earlier but right now what I'm worried about is that I'm going to felt.

Now, as you and many people have noted on various blogs,

that's something I do on an almost nightly basis.

But you usually use your mute button.

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