October 14, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2008
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Luke and Sean try to convince Jen to vomit (she's been holding it back all day). Plus we will Blind you with Science: Balding edition.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You know school people ask me where you you know where you where you must have been |
| 0:17.0 | the class clown and I say no I wasn't but I sat beside the class clown and I I studied |
| 0:27.3 | him. This is Galco which is Hebrew for kindness. |
| 0:34.3 | I have a bad case of diarrhea. It's probably just a food baby. No no no no I speak from |
| 0:49.0 | experience on this one. What we're dealing with here people is a Tuesday night |
| 0:54.3 | edition of TVTL. This show that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm your host |
| 1:04.2 | Luke Burbank weighing in at 100. 88 pounds. Despite the fact that I did some |
| 1:16.6 | intense intense eagle soaring at green light today. The specifics of which I will |
| 1:21.4 | explain to you in just a matter of moments. First though Jen Andrews long time |
| 1:28.5 | producer. Hi I'm Woody Owl and I'm here to tell you about a dirty word. How you feeling |
| 1:34.5 | lady? I'm alright. Yeah. Yeah. All day you've been kind of battling some kind of |
| 1:41.7 | a stomach situation. Yeah. Not to get too much up into your business but you were |
| 1:47.7 | clutching a bottle of Sprite which you you have a lifelong policy against carbonated |
| 1:52.4 | soda. Yes. As opposed to non-carbonated soda. Sounds horrible. I don't drink anything |
| 1:57.2 | carbonated because I don't I'm worried about belching and it's not ladylike. No. So |
| 2:02.7 | you're definitely right in that way. So I'm sitting my entire day feeling like I'm |
| 2:08.9 | about to vomit and so I've been sipping on Sprite because Jason promised me it would |
| 2:15.3 | make it better and I have to say I have not vomited. I really think though I really think |
| 2:20.0 | that you would feel much better if you just if you let nature take its course. I'm not |
| 2:25.4 | fighting it. I just am not going to make it happen. Except you said to me before the |
| 2:28.3 | show that every once in a while. Oh yeah. You have to just stifle the impulse. Well I |
| 2:32.8 | am in the middle of the newsroom. Right but I mean if you just if you took some Jen |
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