October 12, 2009

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2009

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke debuts a new audio disclaimer for when things get racy, Vanessa subsequently gets racy with a story about her youth and a creepo in a Datsun, plus Ben Hoffman, Pro Triathlete talks about The Iron Man World Championship, which he just finished.

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0:00.0	Say hello to my little friend. What should I say?
0:04.5	Tens of friends
0:06.3	Listen activity of the net are
0:14.4	They posted the next round for the tournament. When are we put the Saturday and can it all have to reschedule?
0:20.3	Who's the charge of schedule? I told the crowd a thousand times. I don't roll on Shabbat. They already posted it
0:26.8	Well, I can f**k it outpost it. What do I mean on roll on Saturday? Well, I'm Schoamer Shabbat. What's that?
0:31.8	Well, Saturday, Donnie is Shabbat's the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work. I don't
0:36.2	Drive a car and I'm f**king riding a car. I don't handle money. I don't turn on the oven and I sure
0:41.2	Don't f**king roll!
0:44.9	Shoamer Shabbat's
0:46.1	Well, here we are on a
0:48.1	Monday afternoon and we sure as heckfire plan to bring you a very wonderful
0:53.5	417th episode of TVT.O
0:56.2	The show that's probably too beautiful to live. Yeah, b**t! I'm your host
1:01.6	Luke Burbank weighing in at
1:04.6	100 and 85 pounds
1:07.6	It's working! It's working!
1:10.8	Indeed it is Mr. Coolio. Indeed it is. Although I had a near slip-up last night on my big
1:20.7	Diet slash health plan tell you about that coming up in just a few moments here
1:26.1	Other things that we plan to bring you here on this Monday edition of the program
1:33.5	So how was your weekend? Did you do like say a 2.4 mile swim followed by a 112 mile
1:38.8	bike ride followed by a marathon run all in 96 degree weather?
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