So you didn't mind. How'd you get that kid to darn fast? Well, this whole thing is just

who knows who, but then over here you have a favorite tissue. And Ed has a friend

at one of the Asian safes. Me and Doc went into a dog find a kind of someone

role in the museum and they said we had to wait five years for healthy white

baby. I said, healthy white baby, five years. Okay, what else you got? Said they got

two Koreans and Nick were born with his heart. Crazy world. Is it fair to say that

every single person here felt spirit energy around them last night? Yeah. I dropped

the steak in the bathwater. Son of Tatum O'Neal. I like your nurses uniform

guy. These are OR scrubs. Oh, are they? Oh, they are. Welcome to a Friday night

edition of TVTL. The show that is probably too beautiful to live. And the adventure

begins again. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds. That's up one

pound from yesterday, but today was my day of rest. Like the Lord, I also have a day

of rest on my, I think actually the Lord, the father, son, and Holy Ghost are

training for the PF Chang rock and roll marathon in Tucson, Arizona or Phoenix,

Arizona as I am. So I'm not sweating it. Hi there, Flash. Hi, I think we can all

agree that it's a great time to be a lady in America. Friday is here and I think

it's a great time to be a lady in America. I agree. How are you doing today? Good.

What's your big plan for the weekend? Book club. Oh, are we doing that? Oh, yeah,

a book club, right? That's this weekend. Yes. Positive. I'm positive. It's on Sunday.

I've been hard at work on the perfect 10 quiz that we like to kick off our book clubs

way. It's traditional. I noticed that you seem like you're worried about the pre-book

club entertainment because you asked me in all seriousness, would you like to do stand-up

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