October 1, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2010

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Luke worries what will happen to the Chilean miners when they come above ground (which will be happening very soon) Jen presents the biggest National Anthem Fail of all time, and The Return of The TBTL Players! Who teach us about the original debate over the Nation's most important song. Oh, and laugh and break character a lot.

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0:00.0	Mom, Dad, I've got a little surprise for the two of you.
0:03.0	I think I might just buy you up.
0:05.0	30-room mansion in Beverly Hills, California.
0:07.0	Complete with push-button phones.
0:09.0	Look at this face.
0:10.0	What do you see?
0:11.0	Look at it, Dad.
0:12.0	What do you see?
0:13.0	What do you see?
0:14.0	Say it. Say it.
0:15.0	I mean, it's a face.
0:17.0	Yeah, but what kind of face?
0:19.0	Well, pale,
0:21.0	pasty,
0:22.0	psychotic.
0:23.0	No, Dad.
0:24.0	It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed, drop-dead,
0:26.0	handsome face.
0:27.0	I'm gonna become
0:29.0	a male model.
0:30.0	You know what, Chris?
0:31.0	You can't just walk into the glamorous, high-paying world
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