OceanGate, Montezuma, and Fairytale Porn
Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi
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4.7 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
The band is back together but, as usual, barely holding on. Brandi is yawning her way through this episode and Wells is peeing out of his butthole with a bad case of Montezuma's Revenge. Like the good guy he is, he offers tips for how to avoid the same fate he did. Brandi talks about her... less shitty travels in Italy with her mom, and then the two of them rip through the latest headlines. Wells explains that men should build up equity when they do good things to counteract the bad, and Brandi explains that good guys don’t keep tabs. Lastly, your hosts reflect on airlines' recent increase in lavatory segregation and Wells offers up an impersonation of every pilot, ever. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | What's that? |
| 0:01.0 | Hello? |
| 0:02.0 | Hi, hi, hello. |
| 0:04.0 | Are you just like using your AirPods to do this? |
| 0:08.0 | Yep. |
| 0:09.0 | You're just really phoning it in now, aren't we? |
| 0:13.0 | We just... |
| 0:14.0 | What? What's that mean? |
| 0:16.0 | Where's your microphone? |
| 0:17.0 | Well, I didn't plan on doing this. |
| 0:19.0 | Remember, I was we're gonna do it when I got home? Yeah. So you're in... Are you in Rome? |
| 0:24.8 | Yeah, yeah. Also, just eat. Just eat really crunchy chips. |
| 0:29.8 | Perfect. Yeah, yeah. Crinkle the bag a little bit more. That's what we need to do. |
| 0:33.2 | These are like, these are healthy Doritos. They taste just like Doritos. |
| 0:36.8 | Really? |
| 0:37.1 | Just in case anyone was wondering. Yes. Hmm. I'm in Muskegan. Merskegan. Where's Muskegan? Michigan. Is that close to Muskogee? I have no idea. Why are you in Muskegan? Because that's where Electric Forest is. And I'm playing tonight. I was supposed to play like a daytime set, not daytime, six o'clock. |
| 0:58.8 | And I literally, the festival's 45 minutes from this hotel, got all the way there, got there, |
| 1:04.8 | massive thunderstorm comes through. |
| 1:07.3 | They're like shelter and placing, you know, because there's a fucking lightning strike or some shit. |
| 1:12.1 | And basically like every time a lightning strike happens within a certain radius, they have to like start a clock over like 30 minute clock. |
| 1:19.6 | And they have to wait until no lightning strikes have happened for 30 minutes before they can restart the festival. |
| 1:25.1 | Yeah. So basically I drove all the way over there, got all ready to go play at six and got there |
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