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Something happened Saturday night and even yesterday, me and the kids were having dinner and I went,

you're going to talk about what you did Saturday night. I went, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've been

apprehensive. Oh, God. You're wringing your hands, actually. I know. It's just sad to see you like this.

I'll tell you what it is. It's like, you know, when you've done something and days later, as soon as you remember it, it's like you're touching a wound. And it's a cringy old wound because of what happens Saturday. Let me take you back to Saturday night. I was taking my two daughters out for dinner. So it's me and my two daughters. And we're having a really good night. I sit at the table

next to us. My daughter goes, that guy keeps looking at you. I look around. And it's David Kosh.

I've met him a couple years ago. I met him a couple years ago and he was a lovely guy. It's when

Paul were playing the D's and we had a big, charming man, right? So I think, oh, you have to, excuse me, I'll just go and say hello. I'll go over, and this man stands up, and it's straight away, I realized, this ain't David, gosh.

Right? Just a bored man with glasses. Right, I'm now trapped. This is why I'm so tense, right?

And I go, hey, lovely to see you again. He's standing out and now polite, I'm just saying. He goes, how do I know you?

And I...

You didn't make up a story, do you?

I did.

Because I couldn't go...

I'm so sorry, I thought you were David Kosh.

Because Koshy, he's not a...

He's a good-looking guy, but it's...

It's not a middle-aged bull man who's short and fat, right?

And so I'm now stood there.

And I'm like, oh, God.

I can't go.

Oh, good.

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