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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 129 minutes

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Summary

Time Stamp Notes: 00:00 – Dopey intro song + chaos 02:20 – Patreon pitch + Dopey setup 04:30 – Episode 182 intro (Dylan) 06:30 – Dopey history + GoFundMe gear 08:30 – Spotify comments 11:30 – Swedish speed freak email (psychosis + shotgun) 16:15 – Transition to Dylan 17:50 – Dylan intro + Chris connection 27:00 – Dylan meets Chris 31:00 – Dylan early life + trauma (accident) 37:00 – Ski bum alcoholism + chaos 43:00 – Alcohol hepatitis 48:00 – First oxy → addiction 54:00 – Withdrawal realization 59:00 – Shooting heroin 01:03:00 – Jacksonville crack run insanity 01:12:00 – Infection + PICC line + shooting into heart 01:21:00 – Collapse + treatment attempts 01:24:00 – Mountainside + jail + spiritual shift 01:30:00 – Recovery obsession phase 01:37:00 – Farm life + transformation 01:41:00 – Chris relapse + pressure 01:47:00 – Chris death discussion 01:54:00 – Chopped & Screwed segment 02:04:00 – Reflection + last memories 02:06:00 – Listener review + wrap

Transcript

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0:00.0	You know I'm a junkie, I love shooting dope.
0:05.0	I stay high all the time will I ever stop no I love needles black tar and abscess is filled with us wearing makeup and shooting dope is so god damn glamorous I love podcasts
0:39.5	one day I'll go on one
0:42.6	some dopey podcast because
0:47.5	I love heroin
0:49.9	I'm on my way
0:56.0	Coming in
0:58.0	Paramount
1:00.0	Yeah I'm on my way I'm coming in I'm coming hands away
1:12.6	Hey hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's time for dope.
1:33.3	And I want to sing a song for you.
1:36.3	Damn Chris gonna show you a finger too.
1:41.3	You'll have some fun now with me and all the gang
1:47.0	learning from each other
1:50.0	while we do our thing
1:52.0	nah, na, nah, go to have a good time
1:56.0	Yeah
1:57.0	Nah, nah, nah,
1:59.0	Go to help the time
2:00.0	This is David Chris coming out to music and fun.
2:02.8	If you're not careful, you might learn something before it's time.
2:05.8	Hey, hey, no, go to have a good time
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