Heroin Dreams & Gas Station Kratom: The Dopey Kratom Deep Dive with Jana Wu
Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
Dave & Chris
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ποΈ 18 March 2026
β±οΈ 101 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bum, bamb, bamb, bamp, bamp, bop bomb, bamb, bong, bong, bong, bong, bong. |
| 0:09.0 | Hello to the members of the nation, we greet you with elation, because we have a brand new show for you, |
| 0:19.0 | with all that stuff we do |
| 0:21.3 | Drug addiction and some dumb shit so grab a chair and come sit and listen to the show |
| 0:27.9 | It's to be Wednesday |
| 0:29.4 | It's to be Wednesday |
| 0:31.5 | It's Tomi Wednesday Toopi, dopy, doppy, doppy, doppy, do |
| 0:43.3 | Doopi doopi-do, dope dope dope dope dope dope dope dope |
| 0:47.3 | Hey, it's dopey Wednesday, it's Toopy Wednesday, it's dopey Wednesday. It's to be Wednesday. It's dopey Wednesday. |
| 0:57.0 | It's dopey Wednesday. All right. Hello and welcome to dopy Wednesday. The Wednesday edition |
| 1:07.4 | of Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction, and dumb shit. |
| 1:12.0 | My name is Dave, and my friend Sam, my old friend Sam, used to help me make the show, |
| 1:19.4 | and he would always tell me not to talk about my dreams. |
| 1:23.7 | But last night I had quite a using dream where it's hard to even make sense of it. |
| 1:32.4 | Somehow I was hanging out with Doug and I tried to get heroin, but I couldn't get it. |
| 1:40.7 | But I had some old cottons. So like like I feel like it wasn't even a spoon somehow |
| 1:48.7 | I had enough heroin in the cottons to make like a shot glass full of heroin mixture but it |
| 1:57.0 | wasn't that dark but I drew it up in a needle in front of Doug, but I went to shoot it up |
| 2:03.8 | in the bathroom, and he chased me to the bathroom, and I shot it up anyway, and I got high, |
| 2:11.0 | and then it was weird, like I felt it. Then I went to a weed store, I asked them if they had any heroin and they did. |
| 2:20.9 | And they were like, of course we do. And they took out some box from the counter and they opened it up and they had like three versions of packaged heroin and they sold me the best one. And then I went to like the family Passover party and my aunt Gail saw a needle |
| 2:38.7 | sticking out of my pocket and she's like, are you okay? And I think I woke up. But in the dream, |
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