Do you want to do it in a British accent?

I'm just joking.

Why?

I'm going to turn you on like Simon from Bridgerton?

Oh, we'll get to that later, man.

Make haste, children, this is not for you.

It's for horny broads.

Like, it'm cool.

No, I mean, I suppose, I don't think that was old English.

I suppose have kids they said could be for horny broads.

But listen, most importantly, it is not for children. It is about children. Not for

them. I repeat, not for them. You've been warned. What's your name?

What's your name? Who am I?

Who am I? Oh, heh heh, heh, heh, heh, heh got the fucking bitch in. My wife said when she was listening to our two lies and a truth. She was like the things that I lied that I was going to correct about that I was going to

correct she's like oh I she's like I got so excited that you were actually going to

correct those things. Oh God that's amazing. Oh, you can kind of naturally have a little bit of Mickey in your voice.

Is that why you do such an amazing Mickey Mouse impersonation?

Hey!

Fuck you! So you're like still with like a bunch of family, like what's happening right now, Rich?

No, I'm, uh, I'm in South Texas now. I'm in New Braunfels, Texas.

Nice.

I'm staying at my mother-in-law's house because they're doing construction. in New Braunfels, Texas. Nice.

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