Ob-Law-Di, Ob-Law-Da

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2011

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Pat and Joe come before the court with a case about that famous rock band, The Beatles. Pat claims that The White Album is one of The Beatles' worst albums and has a scattered approach. Joe argues that the album benefits from its variance and is one of their best works.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:03.8	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.0	This week, ob-law-dee, ob-law-da.
0:11.9	Complainant Pat insists that not only is the white album, not the Beatles greatest album,
0:18.8	it's one of their worst.
0:20.6	He's constantly hectoring his friend Joseph, who believes it to be among their best.
0:27.0	Who is right?
0:28.3	Who is wrong?
0:29.3	Only one man can decide.
0:31.4	Please rise as the honorable Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:36.3	Ladies and gentlemen, happiness is a warm judge, you may be seated.
0:42.4	Gentlemen, please raise your right hands.
0:44.9	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:48.8	God or whatever?
0:49.8	I do.
0:50.8	I do.
0:51.8	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that the only Beatles
0:57.7	album he has is that one with a baby butchering.
1:02.7	Baby chopped up butchering Beatles.
1:04.7	I do.
1:05.7	I do.
1:06.7	That's what I do.
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