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Three Bean Salad
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🗓️ 26 July 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's a little technical problem man. We've had various technical problems haven't we |
| 0:11.8 | over the years? This is the Royal Wii. It's the collective being Wii isn't it? Anything |
| 0:19.2 | happens to one of us, happens to all of us, anything that happens to all of us together, |
| 0:22.8 | happens to us all individually as well. Individual successes, collective failures. Very |
| 0:28.4 | collective failure that one. Very collective failure that one technically, isn't it? We could |
| 0:32.5 | hear you. You could hear what I was saying. I couldn't hear what you were saying. I'm really |
| 0:36.0 | really sorry about that. What happened was my headphones, so often it's a comedically simple |
| 0:42.6 | thing that's gone wrong, isn't it? There was once when I had plugged in the thing far enough, |
| 0:48.3 | do you remember that? Oh, very fondly. Honestly, it's a cliche, but the old and off |
| 0:53.5 | again thing, it's almost, it does apply a lot of the time, doesn't it? There's such |
| 0:57.0 | times obviously something so simple, and this time I plugged my headphones into the wrong |
| 1:00.5 | aperture on my, on my Digi box, right? But what I'd like to explain to you both is what happened |
| 1:08.8 | there was. I became flustered. You did have the look of a trap bird about you. That's what happens. |
| 1:15.9 | I develop upside down swan vibes. You can see you futilely thrashing your legs in the air |
| 1:21.9 | as the brain end of your drowns. Yeah. And that said, what's happening there is my brain |
| 1:26.4 | essentially shut down functions. All it has left is the thrashing function, which is the most |
| 1:31.7 | primordial movement there is, isn't it? Thrashing. Thrashes. It's it's useful for a fight, |
| 1:36.6 | all flight, isn't it? You thrashing either. It's what you would do if you were put into a huge |
| 1:40.0 | soup, you would thrash, you'd thrash about. So the primordial soup was essentially |
| 1:43.0 | thrashing. To thrash is to be alive. The Amazon think of it over 5,000 billion thrashing movements |
| 1:54.9 | per second. It's extraordinary. Sometimes I wake up in the night and I can always feel the thrashing, |
| 2:00.9 | endless, meaningless, constant thrashing. When we are born, we thrash. And if you're unlucky, |
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