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4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September).

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0:00.0	If you drink a little then drive, you risk losing your license.
0:04.0	You risk losing your freedom.
0:06.0	Guess the road trips off.
0:08.0	You risk losing your job.
0:10.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:11.0	I'm sorry.
0:12.0	You risk your parents not looking at you the same way.
0:15.0	I'm just really upset.
0:16.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:18.0	You risk injuring a friend.
0:20.0	Hello. I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. I'm sorry. You risk injuring a friend. Hello, I need an ambulance.
0:21.6	I need an ambulance.
0:22.6	You risk being seen as a drink driver.
0:26.6	Drink a little. Risk a lot. Think. Mike, you know a few weeks ago you delivered some bad news to us all, but I think it affected me more than how many possibly.
0:49.6	Yeah. The high-owned death. The high-end death.
0:52.9	Your high-end died? Well, I also have a high-end day I-end death. The high-on death. You're high-and-died?
0:55.3	Well, I also have a high-end-dye-10.
0:59.2	No.
1:00.0	No, no.
1:01.5	Lightning can't strike twice.
1:03.5	Please, please not.
1:05.1	For the love of...
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