Oasis, Dystopian Future, Electronic Menus | Monday Morning Podcast 9-8-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Bill rambles about seeing Oasis at the Rose Bowl, potential dystopian futures, and electronic menu ordering.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 8th, 2025. What's going on? |
| 0:11.1 | Hawaii! How's it going, man? What's going on with you? How'd you do your first week of fucking gambling on NFL football? Did you do as bad as I did? Jesus Christ. |
| 0:22.7 | Everything I thought was going to happen |
| 0:24.3 | didn't happen. I had the |
| 0:27.1 | Buffalo Bills. I had the New England Patriots. |
| 0:30.2 | I had the fucking Kansas City. |
| 0:31.9 | I fucking, hey, this. |
| 0:34.2 | O'3 and 1. I somehow |
| 0:36.2 | tied one of them. One of of them i had the fucking dolphins |
| 0:39.8 | everything that i thought was going to happen the exact opposite happened so but i would rather |
| 0:46.5 | be all right or all wrong so then people that listen to me can still make money if i I'm crushing it, just do what I say. |
| 0:55.8 | And if I'm fucking eating it, like usual, just whatever Bill says, do the opposite. |
| 1:01.7 | If you did the opposite of what I did yesterday, if you just said, this is a stand-up comedian, male pattern baldness, did not play organized sports past fucking junior high you know i'm just going to do |
| 1:17.2 | the opposite of what this guy said you you want to make some money unless you tied them all together |
| 1:21.3 | which is the dumb move is to tease something. All right? |
| 1:28.3 | Let me tell you something. |
| 1:29.9 | The only person you're teasing is yourself. |
| 1:32.0 | You know, |
| 1:34.2 | doing a two-team tease, |
| 1:36.4 | that's like committing a crime with somebody else. |
| 1:38.1 | You've just increased your chances of getting caught by 100%. |
| 1:40.0 | The other team is going to cut a deal with the league to fuck you out of your money. |
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