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Opening Arguments

OA83: Law of the Fourth of July! (and Maajid Nawaz)

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🗓️ 4 July 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

In this special holiday episode, Andrew and Thomas talk about fireworks law across the U.S.  Where can you go for a cherry-bombin' good time?  Listen and find out! First, however, we take a look at Maajid Nawaz's threatened lawsuit against the SPLC.  In the main segment, Andrew and Thomas figure out the best place to set off bottle rockets.  And after that, Andrew tackles another question from the patron-only Q&A mailbag. Finally, we end with the answer to Thomas (and Andrew Seidel) Take the Bar Exam Question #30 regarding cross-examination.  Will Thomas and the practicing lawyer get it wrong?   Listen and find out, and don't forget to play along by following our Twitter feed (@Openargs) and/or our Facebook Page and quoting the Tweet or Facebook Post that announces this episode along with your guess and reason(s)! Recent Appearances Andrew was a guest on Episode 14 of Habeas Humor, cracking lawyer-themed "yo mama" jokes.  Check it out! Show Notes & Links
  1. This is the SPLC's report on Maajid Nawaz labelling him an "anti-Muslim extremist."
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0:00.0

I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.

0:07.0

Ah, the 67th amendment.

0:20.0

I move for a bad court thingy.

0:22.0

You mean a mistrone?

0:24.0

Yeah, that's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.

0:31.0

Can you see Captain Blackhunter anywhere in this court-murder team?

0:35.0

That's him! That's him!

0:37.0

No more person, sir!

0:45.0

I have an audience. I will be held to contempt of this court.

0:49.0

I have nothing but contempt for this court.

0:55.0

Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs an inquisitive interviewer with a real-life lawyer.

1:00.0

This podcast is sponsored by the Law Offices of P. Antitora's LLC for Entertainment purposes

1:05.0

is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.

1:09.0

Don't take legal advice from a podcast.

1:18.0

Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments.

1:20.0

It is Episode 83 and is also the Fourth of July.

1:24.0

Happy Fourth and Happy Fourth to you, Thomas.

1:28.0

Oh, thank you very much. I didn't get you anything.

1:31.0

But I did get the country something.

1:34.0

No, we give the country this podcast. There you go.

1:37.0

That's it.

1:39.0

So we have a nice Fourth of July themed episode a little bit for you here.

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