OA679: Norm Can't Stop Effing Up at Lawyering

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🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Plus, commingling secret documents with personal things: bad when Trump does it, but not when Biden does it? Is the left being hypocritical on that? And, EVEN MORE lawyer sanctioning as Reynal gets slapped down in Texas.

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0:00.0	As for science versus religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must
0:07.2	stay 500 yards from science at all times.
0:18.0	Do you have the right to remain an attorney? Did you say that you have the right to be an attorney?
0:24.0	You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to.
0:30.0	It seems absurd to instruct you again that you must tell the truth while you testify.
0:36.0	Yet here I am. You must tell the truth while you testify.
0:44.0	Another pirate. So happens I am a lawyer.
0:48.0	I'm not that kind of lawyer.
0:54.0	Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer.
1:00.0	This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes.
1:04.0	It's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.
1:08.0	Don't take legal advice from a podcast.
1:18.0	Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 679. I'm Thomas.
1:22.0	That's Andrew Torres, the real lawyer in the house. How are you doing?
1:26.0	I'm good Thomas. How are you doing?
1:28.0	Doing well just very busy and tired.
1:32.0	Just very very busy and tired, but that's okay.
1:36.0	I do produce all the podcasts.
1:40.0	I do produce all the children.
1:44.0	I warned you when you were about to have number of children exceeds number of hands.
1:52.0	Well, fortunately we still both have two hands.
1:56.0	We're up by one.
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