You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.

I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-first.

It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.

And you have been said, well I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?

How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?

I was saying to myself, where could he be going? Five to seven with that sawdust shotgun.

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Hello and welcome to Open Arguments. This is episode 661. I'm Thomas Vatsandr Torres, legal mind of a generation.

I don't know. How's it going, Andrew?

I was doing fantastic. I have flattery, it's always helps improve my mood. So there you go.

Best Harvard lawyer ever, because your competition is Dershowitz and Dershowitz.

Dershowitz, T head crews, you know, this is funny. No, no, no, but you are the best, still the best,

still the best, even with good competition, I'll say. All right, it's Deep Dive Tuesday.

Yeah. You have promised what is going to be a very fun, a jaunt about monster cable.

I can't wait to hear about this. Let's get right into it.

Yeah, let's do it.

Down, down, down.

So part of what made me think about this was that I had made an offhanded comment during one of our music episodes about the difference between intellectual property in written form, in musical form,

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