You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.

I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-first.

It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.

And you have been said, well I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?

How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?

I was saying to myself, where could he be going? Five to seven with that sawdust shotgun.

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Don't take legal advice from a podcast. Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 660.

I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How you doing? I am fantastic Thomas. How are you?

Doing great on this Sunday, late evening, Monday, early morning episode.

And Andrew, we've got another live YouTube Q&A coming up.

We're going to do that. There's just so much of us. There's too much of us.

The Us will continue until more help improves.

The 16th, that's Friday. That's a 4pm Pacific, 7pm Eastern, right?

Smack dab in the middle of the end of the week for everybody.

Hopefully you can attend. Looking forward to seeing you. And they can always go on Patreon

to find the Q&A thread that will be up where you can ask the questions.

And I think I neglected to remind people last time to make sure to vote on the questions that you want to hear.

Because we got really good voting, like, I don't know, two months ago. And then I think I forgot to say it this time.

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