OA662: The Nothingburger Twitter Files

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🗓️ 15 December 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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It's another Lizisode! Liz Dye takes us through the very insidious lying nonsense that is the Twitter files. It's infuriating.

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0:00.0	You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.
0:18.4	I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-versed.
0:24.4	It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.
0:31.4	Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.
0:38.4	And you have been said, well, I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?
0:43.4	How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?
0:48.4	Five to seven with that sawdust shop, but...
0:53.4	Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer.
0:59.4	This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres, LLC for entertainment purposes,
1:04.4	is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship.
1:08.4	Don't take legal advice from a podcast.
1:17.4	Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 662. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres.
1:22.4	How are you doing, Andrew? I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you?
1:26.4	Well, I'm doing great for a number of reasons. Quick one. We do have the Q&A that we got to remind people about.
1:31.4	As you're hearing this, that's in like a day or two. I can't remember. That's Friday, the 16th, 4pm Pacific, 7pm Eastern on YouTube.
1:39.4	We'll send out all the links on everything and you'll see it. So be there, be square. Patrons, of course, can ask the questions on the Patreon thread.
1:46.4	Make sure to do that. Also, Andrew, you and I are going to be on Volgaerti for charity very soon.
1:52.4	So look for us over on Skaving. I think that's on that show.
1:56.4	A couple announcements to get out of the way. And now, another quick announcement. Liz, how are you doing? Liz is on the show.
2:02.4	Hey, guys. How are you?
2:04.4	Oh, just fantastic. Just as good as could be. How about you?
2:08.4	Just grooming.
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