You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.

I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-first.

It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.

And you have been said, well I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?

How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?

I was saying to myself, where could he be going? Five to seven with that sawdust shotgun.

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 659. I'm Thomas.

That's Andrew. How you doing? I'm fantastic, Thomas. How are you?

Good, a little peeved, a little peeved.

Tecans, yes. So, yeah.

Alright everybody, it sucks. Apologies that the last episode for normies. Again, patrons, you're just...

I would edit this out for patrons, but maybe they would like to hear what they're...

Tec problems they don't have to deal with, I don't know. So the very ads that allow us to do this

for episode a week thing and don't make that work. The technology is cool, it's dynamic, it's whatever.

But it's also something I have zero control over. And for some reason, in the latest episode,

the Liz-Dai 658, it decided that the second ad slot was just the end of the episode.

If I had to guess, maybe there's some problem with a file that was being deleted.

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