OA635: Trump Gets His Special Master, Immediately Regrets It
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🗓️ 30 September 2022
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You can't quite call it f around and find out, since Judge Cannon has bent over backwards and around and through the 4th dimension and back in time for Trump. But Trump got his hand picked Special Master and quickly found out... he's just a Reagan Republican. Not a Qanon shaman. Trump has been caught it 11 different traps. OR WOULD HAVE BEEN except for the absolutely Cannon ball that dropped right after we recorded.
Links: Lunn v. Commonwealth (2017), Arizona v. U.S., 567 U.S. 387 (2012), 18 U.S. Code Chapter 77 - PEONAGE, SLAVERY, AND TRAFFICKING IN PERSONS, “A-M-P” Model, Justice Manual, the appointment order, order following partial stay, case management order, motion to stay, revised filing, Trump opposition to Dearie’s CMO, Rule 53. Masters, 18 U.S. Code § 793 - Gathering, transmitting or losing defense information, DOJ;s reply, Trump opposition to extension of time
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| 0:00.0 | I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck by my lawyer |
| 0:07.0 | thinks he can get me five. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, look at me, I'm a lawyer, I'm so good at word, using, get to, and yes, that wasn't |
| 0:25.0 | word right. |
| 0:26.0 | You're on her, Ms. Russell has failed to legal legal legal and she's legal legal, he asks |
| 0:33.0 | to court to legal legal legal. |
| 0:36.0 | Don't worry, there's nothing illegal about any of this. |
| 0:39.0 | Are you sure? |
| 0:40.0 | Of course, this is America, it's a free country, don't you know that? |
| 0:44.0 | I didn't know it was that free. |
| 0:46.0 | So you think you talked about the trial without talking about what happened at the trial? |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome to opening arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real live lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes. |
| 1:05.0 | He's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:12.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments, this is episode 635, I'm Thomas, I sadly my vacation |
| 1:23.5 | is over, although not really sadly because God damn, I missed those kids. |
| 1:28.0 | But someone who's still living it up, Andrew Torres. |
| 1:32.0 | I do. |
| 1:33.0 | Still living the dream, I mean, you know, my son is not at home, no matter where I am. |
| 1:40.0 | Yeah, yeah, you've earned, you're an empty nest or so, you've earned it. |
| 1:43.0 | I might as well not be at home, yeah. |
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