OA634: Wizards of the Coast vs. Transphobic Racists
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 27 September 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Some transphobic and racist a$$holes stole a DnD-like game from Wizards of the Coast and tried to use it for their own racist transphobic purposes with a really stupid "one weird trick." They got busted and dueling lawsuits followed. Andrew has the breakdown!
Links: complaint against wizards, answer and counterclaim, TSR Online Store, Wizards of the Coast files lawsuit against TSR LLC, Schuh affidavit, Rainwater affidavit
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| 0:00.0 | I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck by my lawyer |
| 0:07.0 | thinks he can get me five. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, look at me, I'm a lawyer, I'm so good at word, using, get to, and yes, that wasn't |
| 0:25.0 | word right. |
| 0:26.0 | You're on her, Ms. Russell has failed to legal legal legal and she's legal legal, he asks |
| 0:33.0 | to court to legal legal legal. |
| 0:36.0 | Don't worry, there's nothing illegal about any of this. |
| 0:39.0 | Are you sure? |
| 0:40.0 | Of course, this is America, it's a free country, don't you know that? |
| 0:44.0 | I didn't know it was that free. |
| 0:46.0 | So you think you talked about the trial without talking about what happened at the trial? |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes. |
| 1:05.0 | He's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:17.0 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments, this is episode 634, I'm Thomas, I'm an Ed and |
| 1:22.0 | Burrow right now, that's Andrew, where might you be? |
| 1:25.0 | I am in a milieu de Romano right now, so just got back from a Parmigiano Regia not tasting. |
| 1:33.0 | So if anyone's playing Where in the World is Carmen San Diego along with us, you know they can, |
| 1:37.0 | we can leave those clues that I definitely would be in. |
| 1:40.0 | It's an Argo Borgal's team, along with the wizard from Sheel. |
| 1:43.0 | Yeah, well you got to be like they're looking at a monument that is, you know, giving them a vague clue and I never knew any of them |
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