OA577: This Week in 'Republicans Are Horrendously Evil'
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🗓️ 15 March 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
It's time to cover these disgusting 'Don't Say Gay' Bills. There's some small good news, though. None of them are actually law YET. Find out what they are about, and which ones will and won't likely become laws. Then, Andrew breaks down how one Republican sought to show how elections are fraudulent by... committing an absurd amount of election fraud. Then, because we've earned it, a nice uplifting wildcard segment!
Links: Florida don't say gay bill, GA SB 613, Idaho HB 675, Missouri HB 1677, Peters Indictment, FL goon squad bill, Sidney Powell bar complaint, p 37 of Dominion's defamation lawsuit, Exhibit 6
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| 0:00.0 | The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation. |
| 0:18.3 | Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case! |
| 0:23.2 | There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson. |
| 0:28.8 | Hello! |
| 0:32.4 | I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson. |
| 0:35.6 | Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse. |
| 0:45.2 | You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth. |
| 0:49.6 | I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem. |
| 0:52.5 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.9 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:04.9 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.3 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:11.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 577, I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How are you doing, my friend? |
| 1:23.7 | I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:25.7 | Um, not super thrilled. Today's episode is one of the tough ones. You know, the Republicans are really... |
| 1:34.6 | They're really Republican-ing in a worse way than ever. It feels like. |
| 1:38.5 | If we get to the wild card segment, that will be fun. |
| 1:41.9 | Well, you know what? That should be inspiration for us to get to that wild card segment. |
| 1:46.3 | All right. |
| 1:46.7 | So that we have a little bit of, you know, spoonful of sugar. |
| 1:50.0 | Tell the best and go down. |
| 1:51.7 | But, uh, let's get to our first segment here on these awful bills the Republicans are passing. |
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