The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation.

Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case!

There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson.

Hello!

I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson.

Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse.

You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth.

I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem.

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 576 and we all definitely just heard that new intro, Andrew.

How was it for you? Was it as good for you as it was for me because it was good for me?

Definitely. That Simpson's and our futureama quote was amazing.

As always, we have no idea. But I'm sure it's great. Can't wait for today's show, Lawrence Lessig,

back on the show, I can't wait to talk to him and he was right in the middle of this thing

with the Eastman documents.

Yeah, I am not letting this go. So I really think that it's important to keep this out in the public consciousness

and this has really changed my perspective on whether it's possible to hold Donald Trump accountable

for his actions on the 16th's or action. I want to say this because I thought I was pretty

clear on 574 but our buddy Randall Iason messaged me afterwards and said, you know, you should be

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