OA503: Finally! Consequences for Rudy Giuliani
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 29 June 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
If you've listened to this show long enough, you know that it is seemingly impossible to be dishonest and corrupt enough for the Bar to do something about it. Well, Rudy Giuliani found a way. The NY bar has slapped him down in a way that our esteemed Andrew Torrez has never seen before. Also, we've got an update on how Christian Healthshare Ministries are STILL a scam. Then, we talk about Cedar Point Nursery v. Hassid, in which the Court badly mangles eminent domain. Having just heard our deep dive in episode 500, you'll be able to spot how terrible this decision is as well! And, Andrew was right on Mahanoy v. BL!
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| 0:00.0 | The party in the face part should be known in this contract as the party in the face part. |
| 0:19.2 | The witness will comply under the, uh, this, uh, zero. |
| 0:27.8 | Judge Perth is stumped by this case. |
| 0:29.7 | I've also misplaced my judge-hammin. |
| 0:31.7 | The Justice system works swiftly in the future and I'll think of polished all lawyers. |
| 0:39.7 | The light cloud will suggest that your client drives my client back to your client's flat where |
| 0:48.7 | your client will play some James Taylor. |
| 0:53.7 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.7 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:04.7 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:08.7 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:17.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 503. |
| 1:20.7 | I'm Thomas. That's my esteemed co-host, Harvard Law alum, Andrew Torres. How are you doing, sir? |
| 1:28.7 | Ah, you know, until you reminded me, I went to the same school as Andrew. |
| 1:32.7 | I know. I was fantastic and now I'm, uh, whatever that one spot followed. |
| 1:36.7 | Top of it for another day. At what point is Harvard Law alum more of an insult? |
| 1:41.7 | Like with, with, with, with, and apologies, I don't know. |
| 1:44.7 | Oh, the Alladertia with Che. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have had some of these alums have been in the news. |
| 1:50.7 | Yep. Yep. Sorry, man. I feel it's not great. |
| 1:53.7 | It's not great. It's not great. No. |
| 1:55.7 | So how are you doing? Anyway, you're one of the good ones here. |
| 1:58.7 | I'm, I'm doing well. I'm inside your token, Harvard Law School friend. |
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