I declare bankruptcy!

I congratulate you on your imagination, but this is a court of space law not a theater.

The tax meant us in San Diego, Calpam, etc., Memo, this punitor, Debra, Cattam is all there, black and white, clear as crystal.

How is this a fair trial? Our lawyer is a mordie.

It's not fair, you have no rights and he's not a lawyer. We just keep him here because he's fun. Look at him go!

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments, this is episode 132. I'm your host Thomas Smith, that over there is your other host, Andrew Torres. How you doing, Andrew?

I am doing fantastic. I am super excited because today's show is going to be the Thomas show. It is all about you and I could not be happier.

Before people rapidly turn off their radios or whatever they listen to the sun, that doesn't mean I'm doing anything.

It's still Andrew's doing everything, but it's a great story. It's a sort of a personal news story in a way that I...

In fact, Andrew told me that there's stuff he discovered that he can't wait. It's going to be like a big reveal.

I have never been more excited for an episode. Turns out my high school, the one that I went to, is going through like a God's Not Dead 3 or 4, maybe now, scenario.

And in real life, this is a real thing. Andrew looked into it, looked into the case. I'm so excited. So, can't wait to get to that.

Before we get there though, we just wanted to put out quick word. We are still doing Patreon.com slash law. If you want to support us, I know we went through some Patreon nonsense.

But that is still good law over there. Patreon.com slash law. And we're working on people who listen to my show know I added a subscription option on my website.

We're kind of working on that for opening arguments as well as a measure of insurance against future Patreon action because they've shown some really curious decision making.

For now, everything's the same. Thank you so much for sticking with us. Enjoy. Oh, you wanted to hand out a little an Oprah Winfrey style handout to our.

I do. I want I want everybody to look under their seats. If you have been a Patreon, if you have been a Patreon supporter of the show, we wanted to thank you.

We know there was a lot of uncertainty. Hopefully we demonstrated our trust to you that we are always looking out for our patrons for people who support the show.

We will never let somebody impose unilateral costs on you. We begged you to stick with us and help figure this out. And a lot of you did.

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