Bill O'Reilly here and I'm warming up. Stand by for the O'Reilly Update Morning Edition.

On this Tuesday, this summer, Socialist Bernie Sanders is spending time away from his Lake Champlain, Dachau,

in order to visit the country with his fighting oligarchs tour.

I thought Bruce Springsteen might open for the senator,

but apparently Bruce is confused by the oligarch thing, because there aren't any in New Jersey.

The tour should have been called Burn Baby Burn, because the 84-year-old is on fire all the time.

Show him a crowd and his inner Godzilla appears,

fire breathing stomping around. To save you some gas money, here's what the burn-in-love guy wants,

with apologies to Elvis, who also never saw an oligarch in Tupelo. Free health care for 350 million people.

Free college for anyone who can get there.

Free daycare for all the tikes.

Government subsidized housing, food, public transportation, and urban areas.

Guaranteed employment with a minimum wage of $17 an hour.

No mention of free spa treatments, but give the Vermonter time.

Sanders well knows this is all Don Quixote stuff because no country could come close to affording it.

Unless that is a totalitarian government, seized private property and ran the entire economy,

which is what Carl or Bernie really wants.

One wonders the intellectual capacity of those Americans showing up to hear his nuttiness.

But Bernie continues to draw crowds.

Maybe because it's free.

Back after this.

Let's face it, the U.S. economy is under stress.

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