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Inside the Closet

NYC Podfest Live

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

#InsideTheCloset wants to give a big shout out to @NYCPodFest for hosting our third live show! We had an audience full of fans who came out on a Sunday night to show their support. Matteo talks more about his boo, and his romantic surprise trip to Spain involving lots of sex and a little molly. Emma struggles with a Reuben sandwich, and romantic entanglements. We answer live questions, wonder if Channing Tatum likes dick, and a very brave audience member tries to court Emma at the show.    See us live at  the Vegas Comedy Cellar     Tickets for Emma (4/12 - 4/15) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200   Tickets for Matteo (4/26 - 4/29) - http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091524700800    Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow New York City PodFest - @NYCPodfest Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Voice box coming soon!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:07.0

It's my audience to the place.

0:11.0

It's my audience to say fact you're going to make it These microphones are like Bob Barker microphones like kind of

0:26.5

Hi everyone how are you?

0:28.5

Thank you guys so much for coming out. Emma's in a weird mood.

0:33.0

Yeah, but it just means so much.

0:35.0

I just can't even believe anybody listens to the show.

0:38.0

I know that's wild.

0:39.0

Or did no one here listen to it and you just came on a whim?

0:42.0

Okay. Just laughter. Okay, all right.

0:44.0

Okay, that's a good response.

0:45.0

Also, how old are you?

0:48.0

You?

0:50.0

She's like 24 and you're about to like call her out.

0:53.0

Oh, work, see?

0:55.0

Cool.

0:56.0

Just, hey, there's nothing wrong with that.

0:57.0

Do you get that a lot?

0:58.0

Yeah, obviously she does.

1:00.0

They think you're 18?

1:02.0

Are you 18? Are you 18?

1:03.0

All right.

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