Fleet of Pies w/ Monet X Change and Patti

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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#InsideTheCloset is giving you all the bang for your buck with a two for one special guest appearance by Monet X Change and Patti! We are getting into everything this week talking drag race, 7th grade blowjobs, and a utilitarian approach to the Starbucks app. You've got to hear this one to believe it girl. See us live at NYC Podfest April 8 https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/10246331 Or the Vegas Comedy Cellar http://www.comedycellar.com/line-up/las-vegas/?_date=%0D%0A%09%09%09%09%09%09%091523491200 Follow - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Patti - @LegalMinor Follow Monet - @MonetXChange and check out her new podcast "Sibling Rivalry" with Bob the Drag queen https://www.monetxchange.com/ Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:06.0	Here we are.
0:10.0	Here we are. Everyone's exhausted and tired.
0:12.8	I'm sorry to make you wake up this early morning.
0:14.4	Well, you know this is racist, it's classist, it's like all the things.
0:18.0	That's why I brought you here.
0:20.0	We have Monet Exchange. Yes, honey.
0:24.0	Yes, so beautiful and then our good friend Patty.
0:26.8	Patty's back for the third time.
0:28.2	I'm back.
0:29.0	I'm like curious to know what your listeners think I do because I just randomly show up everywhere.
0:36.5	So guys this is my actual job.
0:38.2	Here I am.
0:39.2	Pat is the one friend on Instagram post that everyone has questions about, who that long red hair friend that you have.
0:44.7	I mean Patty has a very interesting and peculiar look.
0:48.2	I think.
0:49.2	A very strong aesthetic.
0:50.2	Yes, she's two and a half feet tall.
0:52.2	I catch. Betty has said the word aesthetic eight times this morning.
0:55.0	Jesus Christ.
0:57.0	You guys started working with each other.
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