Nutty Narrows Bridge

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! It's a big day in Baby Geniuses history. This will be the episode you will all remember as "the one where Emily releases the sauce info." On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Nutty Narrows Bridge, a bridge for squirrels and the world's narrowest animal crossing (citation needed).

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.1	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. And this is Joey.
0:37.0	Hi guys.
0:39.0	Rob's giving us the thumbs down.
0:42.6	I guess we do not have legal clearance to use Joey since we sold that character to Disney.
0:49.6	It was a bidding war between Disney and Netflix.
0:51.6	It was really, really down to the wire and they both
0:55.1	wanted to pay us a lot of money to never do Joey again. Yeah. Are they going to do
1:00.0	anything? They're not going to use him. No, absolutely not. They just really want us to stop.
1:05.3	We have a lot of important industry people listening to this and they often pay us to never
1:10.7	do things again. Yeah, I'm making a lot of money to not be talking about Long Island Medium anymore.
1:21.0	I'm the one who paid you to stop.
1:23.2	Yeah.
1:24.2	Just a side note, if someone wants me to click on their YouTube video, they should make
1:32.2	a Long Island Medium ASMR video.
1:34.8	Just throwing that out there. That's the most specific thing that could be made for you.
1:39.0	Yeah and I can't find it. Doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. I think you need to make it I can't do it you can't
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