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Football Ramble

Nutters and volleys

Football Ramble

Stak Production

Soccer, Football Podcast, Football Transfer News, Football Highlights, Soccer Podcast, Fifa, Football Rumours, England, Football News, Football Analysis, Premier League, Football, Football Commentary, World Cup, Comedy, Sports

4.69.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2014

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:26.3

Ladies and gents it's the football rambles smashing down your doors like the neighborhood vandal wook down to the police. Yes, Marcus here ladies and gentlemen, Pete's here as well. Hello you and Luke's here. All right. No gym. No, he's the neighborhood vandal. No, he's been put away and kicked out and kicked out temporarily. No, he'll be back. He'll be back. Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah, or just I'll have for a car. I'll decide. He may you be back. Ladies, it's good to have you here. Thank goodness you made it.

0:56.3

It would have been lonely without you. Now the Oscars were on this week. Don't tell me they weren't. If you could recreate a film using footballers as actors or managers of people in the world of football, which film would you choose and who'd be in it? Luke, it's me first. Is it big time, baby? It's a bit annoying.

1:13.3

Jim's not here. No, I'm worried about it. So we leapfrog him. I like Luke's answer. Are you struggling? No. No, you read. Yes, this is my answer. Go on, catch up. No, I've got an answer actually. My answer is the sting. Have you seen the film? The sting? Like it. 70s film. Yes. Per a confidence confidence. Robert Redford tricks to Robert Rifford and Paul Newman. I'll play like Paul Newman by the way. Yeah, exactly.

1:43.3

I would be one of them, obviously, haven't decided which one yet, because I just thought this answer. And my partner in crime, literally, you'd be in it. Yeah, you said, it's the question. Well, if you could recreate it. Okay, fine. You can star in everyone. I am star in it.

1:59.3

He's on the dollar. Yeah, he's got merchandise. Yeah, I've relinquished my fee. Yeah, take percent. Of course I'm going to be in it. Let's see if you get any of my points, though.

2:10.3

I would go along with I would have as my co star. Here we go. Oh, I'm going to go for Vito Manoni. Right. Well, he looks like I feel like he looks like a sort of henchman anyway, so he can be in it as well.

2:29.3

And we'll go on capers will will wrong wrong wrong wrong. What's that? What's that? Is that a sign of it? You're right. Vito Manoni. No, I don't know. I just says wrong. Oh, you just wrong me. Vito Manoni, the sting deal with it. Okay.

2:46.3

And there's the late Luke Moore. When I scrolled on a piece of paper to you, Jack Warner, the jackal, you should have taken it.

2:56.3

I won the points and they capped. I didn't win that over. Yeah. Fair enough. Yeah. Okay. So the capital on Cup Show. Well, that you've just spot that.

3:05.3

Wait a minute. Pete or I want to leave it on Jim Jim.

3:11.3

Suspense. Think it. Come on, guys. I am pulling in the ramble, right? So who's going to be more of a red food? Who? Well, that would definitely me.

3:18.3

I can't have you. Can I? You can. I'm in the world of football. Yeah. I've had a stinker in a way.

3:26.3

Pete, what you got? I would go for the film Platoon. Oh, nice. And I would use the ex manager of Sunderland Football Club.

3:37.3

How does he care again? Because he loves a knee slide. And that's what the front cover is like hands up.

3:42.3

I thought you're going to go a sort of Jermaine Defoe, William Defoe. I'd like to see in that. If I can expound that a little bit, if you don't mind.

3:48.3

I'd like to see Alex Foe, who's in the Tom Berenger Rolls and Roy Keane in the William Defoe. Yes, Elias Rolls.

3:57.3

Lovely Cup Rock. He's a lovely machine. One's the old timer. Yeah. They have a one's younger, a little bit newer. I'd love to see that.

4:04.3

Yeah. Platoon, what a film. That's right. I would be caught. She only someone must have photoshopped that. No, I'm not doubt.

4:11.3

It's a kind of knee slide. And if they have a backdrop of... I think we'll regret it with our old marina, actually.

4:17.3

Oh, OK. Yeah, another one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

4:20.3

If you can't agree personal terms with DeCania, which you won't go for the marina. That's not bad. That's good.

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