Nutter Udders

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2020

⏱️ 13 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians.

Want to hear the full episode? Get four bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for only $5/month!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Holly and Cheneyce are prepping for a big weekend away and it needs to go exactly to plan
0:05.6	so they need to know exactly what they get it, like the choice of over 800 hotels.
0:09.9	Yes! Right in the centre!
0:12.3	So there are only moments away from where they want to be, with a super comfy bed waiting
0:16.8	for them at the end of the night.
0:19.2	And with checkout by 12pm they can even hit snooze.
0:22.8	Enjoy the same feeling whatever the trip, premier in, rest easy.
0:26.8	Only available to book at bremmyin.com.
0:31.1	Has a girl ever said something to you that you're like, I'm out.
0:34.0	Like, I mean, in a sexual conversation.
0:36.6	You're fucking... I don't want to fall in love. I'm out.
0:38.8	Yeah, yeah, she's like, oh my god.
0:40.4	Merge, I'm out. I'm gonna give you a hug.
0:42.0	I'm out. I'm a Scorpio. I'm out.
0:43.6	I'm out. Actually, I don't know, man.
0:45.2	If you are a Scorp...
0:46.6	Dude, as soon as a girl says she's a Scorpio, she means I'm a Horebag.
0:50.6	That's what she means.
0:51.5	Are the Scorpio's out here?
0:52.4	Yes. She means I'm a Jansport bag full of horror.
0:56.0	Hilarat your girl.
0:57.7	Jansport.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.