Hey there, boys and girls. This is Tim Chishmaw, writer, director of Naked Alien Massacre.

And you sons of bitches are listening to Storyworthy.

Welcome to The Story Worthy podcast.

Here are your hosts, Christine Blackburn and Hannah Sfinney.

Welcome to Storyworthy.

My name is Christine Blackburn, and I'm here with...

Hannah Svinny, and we're coming to you from Mazzo Beach, the only legal public nude beach in the state of Wisconsin.

Oh, my gosh. I didn't know there were any beaches in Wisconsin, let alone a legal nude beach.

Yes. Well, there are plenty of beaches on Lake Michigan.

Oh, that's true. Right. But this is actually located on the lower Wisconsin River. So this is a nude beach filled with pasty white people on a river. Is there an admission? To get out. Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's just, yeah. People, you know, the nudists, they're everywhere. That's our topic today. All right. Our topic, that's right, is brought forth by our friend Tim Shizmar. Tim is here tonight and he brings forth the topic nudist. So, you know, I know our audience, honest here at Storyworthy. I know our people and they like the sexy talk. That's what I found. That's right. So the question will be, will this be sexy nude talk or will it be that

nudist purity of like, you should be living nude every day talk? Right. Well, you know, a lot of people,

when they first come to Los Angeles, start off in porno or a version of porno.

Soft porn, whatever, just low budget, non-union porn.

And I know my ex-husband, he, you know, is a lighting guy, or he was a lighting guy.

And he used to, you know, light vaginas for a living, you know, out in Chatsworth.

And he said it was the most boring job he ever had in his life.

Yes. I can imagine being surrounded by teamsters and trying to light a vagina is really not the sexy

sex. No, I think these are all non-union things. Oh, I'm sorry. The people, potential

teamsters, I should say. And a non-union vagina, I don't know if you've seen that compared to the union things. Oh, I'm sorry. The people, potential teamsters, I should say.

And a non-union vagina, I don't know if you've seen that compared to the union vagina,

boom, is always top notch. By the way, you know, that whole look of like the no hair down there, the whole Brazilian

thing, that apparently is taking a turn.

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