NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal

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4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2014

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football.

Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Germany against Portugal to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish Presents, The World Cup
0:04.0	of Facts.
0:05.0	This is the only World Cup podcast out there that makes absolutely no mention of football
0:08.5	whatsoever.
0:09.5	Brought to you by the QIELVES in association with Visitingland.com.
0:13.0	My name is Dan Schreiber.
0:14.0	I'm sitting here with James Harkin, Anarch
0:14.2	Zinski and Andy Murray.
0:18.6	And today's match is Germany vs. Portugal.
0:21.3	Okay, I have some general words to kick off.
0:24.6	Okay, there's Hans Ruzniew-Balwepa, which is someone who uses gloves to throw its
0:29.3	snowballs.
0:30.3	Why would you need to use that word?
0:33.6	It's like a weed, basically.
0:35.9	Another word for weed is a Vam Dusia, which is someone who has warm showers as opposed
0:41.0	to icy cold showers in a Bavarian waterfall or something.
0:45.2	That's hot.
0:46.2	That's really good.
0:47.2	Do you know the word chatting parker?
0:49.8	No.
0:50.8	It's someone who parks a card in the shade.
0:53.8	Of course.
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