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NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico

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🗓️ 23 June 2014

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another edition of No Such Thing as a Fish Presents International Fact Ball.

0:05.6

This is brought to you by the QILs in association with visitingland.com. My name is Dan.

0:11.4

I'm sitting here with Alex, James and Molly and it's time to pit another two teams together and

0:16.2

today's match is Australia vs Mexico. So let's begin with Australia. What is quite interesting

0:24.0

about Australia? Who wants to go first? Well, Dan Shriver is from Australia. I am Australian.

0:28.5

Yes, and so this is going to be a very biased match, I feel. I think we're all going to be going

0:34.2

for Mexico just despite you. There you go. This is very Australian. The national anthem was

0:40.9

written on a bus. But really? Yeah, it was a guy called Peter Dodds, McCormick. He was returning

0:46.0

from a concert of national anthems. That must have been a great concert. And he was just annoyed

0:50.8

that Australia didn't have one. He was basically sitting on the bus and he thought, no way, we need a

0:55.3

national anthem. So he just started writing it. Did you write a good one? We wrote advanced

0:59.5

Australia fair. So which? No, it does include the line, our home is Gert Bice. Gert Bice means

1:08.9

it's surrounded by seas. We are a beautiful island. You wanted to say it? Yeah, which would have been

1:13.4

nicer to say we're a beautiful island. Okay, so some facts about Australia. Lots of Aboriginal

1:20.0

languages in Australia. And here are some words that we get from there. Budgerigar, Bunyip, Dinggo,

1:25.0

Gellar, Kangaroo, Koala, Kukabira, Numbat, Wallaby, Walleroo, Wichiti, Wonga and Wombat.

1:32.0

And also Kylie, right? Kylie is an Aboriginal word that means kind of like a boomerang that

1:36.9

doesn't come back. It's a stick that used to be used for catching and killing animals. That's what

1:41.7

Kylie means. And there's the oldest one has been dated at 20,000 years old, made from a mammoth

1:46.3

tusk. It would really hurt the mammoth because it's made out of mammoth tusks and then it gets hit

1:50.8

by something that's made out of his own tusks. Oh, that's terrible. That would be like us walking

1:54.8

around as someone throws a leg at us. It's like hit by a human bit of body. I know.

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